When the sky is bluer than yesterday

and Boston seduces Schenectedy

on a day when thunder and lightening

rush into South Georgia from Alabama

before noon on the first day of Autumn,

whatever happens in Addis Ababa

before sundown the day after tomorrow

will probably get reported in Cairo

and blamed on the the USA and NATO

especially if Westboro Baptist Church

has been too busy protesting everything

to notice that God has apparently retired

and doesn't really have an objection to

the marriage of Bill and Jim in St. Louis.

Hallelujah! ...to each other.