O.K., O.K., right from the start, here's what you should know about this BLOG post:

It isn't supposed to make sense.  If it begins to make sense to you,

stop immediately and get in touch with someone, anyone, whom

you have known at some past time to be usually sober.

Whatever you do, don't do what that viagra warning

says you are supposed to do if you have

one of those conditions for four hours 

that you've taken the viagra for 

in the first place.

WE GOT PERSEUS

What a shame it is when an otherwise intelligent kid
doesn’t learn that everything needn't be understood.
That story about Rapunzel and the handsome prince…
her wanting him to come up, so she let down her hair…
He grasped it and climbed up to where love was.

If it has to be literally true to be worth knowing about,
Rembrandt, Titian and Klimt wouldn’t have bothered
mixing the paints after thinking how it must have been
when Danae opened her thighs to Zeus’ golden shower.
We got Perseus, didn’t we, out of that afternoon delight.