Relatively little
of what happens on my planet
is the direct result of careful planning.

An earthquake under the sea shook Japan...
A Tsunami washed away an entire village...
Tetsumasu caught a cold...
Judy’s baby was born with three fingers missing
Jim has a whole in his heart...
Irwin has hemorrhoids...
Mary Grace missed the turn-off...
My left eye itches...

No reason for apologies.