Looked everywhere today for the fiscal cliff...

Thought maybe the earthquake opened it here at 

the Washington Monument...

I don't think the family living here is covering it up...

and the Speaker at that other House has gone home.

Maybe he's taken it with him.

Checked with Alexander Hamilton over at Treasury...

No sign of it.

Not much going on here on Pennsylvania Avenue...

Not hiding in the museums...

Nor in the old buildings farther up on Pennsylvania Avenue...

Daniel Webster had no suggestions... and you know how he is.  If anything

is hidden, he's sure to find out...

Even over at Dupont Circle at my favorite coffee shop

nobody seems concerned.

I'll keep looking...