Hey! Hey! Finally the word has come down from that distinguished American patriot and self-proclaimed expert on the subject of love (and marriages, three of them), Rudolpho Giuliani, informing us citizens what we need to know about our President Barack Obama. "Obama doesn't love America..." Now before you jump to a conclusion about what Giuliani means by "love", consider the possibilities. We can assume the Italian former mayor of New York City loves ..... putinesca (as in spaghetti alla putinesca) and mashed potatoes, and he probably loves his dog, he has said he loves Judith Nathan Giuliani, not sure about love for his children (second marriage) from whom he has been estranged since Giuliani divorced their mother... and there was that flap about which of his partners should live in Gracie Mansion... and I'm guessing he would have said he loved his parents... and on and on and on. Giuliani is obviously suffering from a bad case of unrequited love. He wanted to be President, and wearing his heart on his sleeve, he threw his hat in the ring; but alas even his own party didn't want him to be their candidate.
So here's what I think. I'm guessing Giuliani has been talking to that other great American patriot, Donald Trump, who thinks President Obama is an illegal alien. Everybody knows what an expert on the subject of love (and just about everything else) The Donald says he is; so I'll bet Giuliani learned from Trump that the President doesn't love America.
Hey... I've got an idea. Maybe their party should pair... wait...wait... I'm not suggesting anything unseemly... Giuliani and The Donald for President and Vice Preident. No, no... wait, another idea just came to me. Maybe they could start a new party that suits them. Giuliani was a Democrat once upon a time, and then he became an Independent, and then he began to love the Republican Party... I think it was about the time he decided he and Ronald Reagan had a lot in common. But back to that idea about Giuliani and Trump running on the same ticket. They've got what it takes to be serious candidates. Both of them are rich. The Giuliani name clearly suggests "Christian" not "Muslim." Trump is a handy word to know if you're a gambler. ...and both of them know a thing or two about being faithful (or not) in love and can say definitively that they do indeed love America, at least for now.
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